Roseanne Barr’s upcoming show is taking form. Starting this autumn, airing in the same time slot as “The View,” Rosie will captivate America with groundbreaking monologues, astute political commentary, special guests from the conservative realm, and, as an added treat, Chef Gordon Ramsay.
Chef Ramsay will drop by once a week, likely on Thursdays, to whip up a light lunch dish in a 30-minute segment. “We’re thrilled to have Chef Ramsay,” said Producer Joe Barron. “He’s already walked off The View once, so it’s a double-whammy for them.”
While Ramsay’s office hasn’t officially confirmed the deal, there are clear signs that it’s in the works. “We can’t wait,” said Barron. In homage to Roseanne Barr’s brilliance, Ramsay has transformed all appetizers at his restaurants into loose meat sandwiches. “I’m also rebranding the Beef Wellington to Loose Beef Wellington,” Ramsay added, “featuring the most exquisite cuts of beef ground to perfection.”
That Joe guy from Master Chef, whose mom excels at making pasta, still exhibits sexist tendencies. As for the other chap with peculiar white glasses, he appears somewhat eerie 150 pounds lighter. Personally, I favored the Mexican gentleman; the way he said “taco” was simply delightful.
Get ready for an exciting time on Rosie’s new show, patriots. God Bless America.
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