Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Kid Rock Strikes a $1 Billion Deal With Pabst, Ditches ‘Woke’ Bud Light
In a jaw-dropping move that reverberated throughout the beverage industry, rock icon Kid Rock, known for his boisterous anthems and no-holds-barred attitude, has entered into a staggering $1 billion partnership with Pabst Brewing Company. This seismic shift comes after a very public falling out with Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light, a brand that Kid Rock once fervently…
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TRUE: Guy Fieri Declines to Seat “The View” Members in His Restaurant, Citing Concerns About Noise and Divisiveness.
Renowned chef and television personality Guy Fieri has recently made headlines for a bold decision at his restaurant. Fieri, known for his vibrant personality and culinary expertise, has reportedly refused to seat members of “The View” in his establishment. The reason behind this decision, according to sources, is Fieri’s concerns about the group’s perceived loudness…
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Breaking: Oliver Anthony Sets Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Even Trying”
Oliver Anthony, a rising star in the music industry, has achieved a remarkable feat by setting a new concert attendance record previously held by Taylor Swift. The young artist managed to accomplish this milestone seemingly effortlessly, adding a new chapter to his burgeoning career. The event unfolded at a packed venue where Oliver Anthony performed…
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Breaking: Upset Crowd Jeers Lia Thomas Off Stage at “NCAA Legends” Event
The “NCAA Legends” event took an unexpected turn as an upset crowd expressed their dissatisfaction with Lia Thomas, resulting in a fervent display of disapproval. The atmosphere turned tense, with an angry audience reacting vehemently, culminating in a cascade of boos that echoed through the venue. The abrupt shift in sentiment created an uncomfortable moment…
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Breaking: The View Fires Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to Evade Being Canceled
In a surprising turn of events, The View has decided to part ways with long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in a strategic move aimed at sidestepping cancellation controversies. The decision, though abrupt, reflects the network’s commitment to adapting to the ever-evolving landscape of public opinion. The decision to let go of these prominent…
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TRUE: DeNiro Won’t Present Any Major Awards for the First Time in 28 Years: “He’s Become Intolerable.”
De Niro, known for his iconic roles in film and occasional humorous remarks during award shows, has long been a fixture in the glitzy world of Hollywood accolades. His decision to forgo presenting major awards marks a departure from the norm, leaving many to speculate about the underlying reasons. While the actor has been an…
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Lia Thomas Booed Off Stage at the “NCAA Legends” Gathering Event
Lia Thomas, a prominent figure in collegiate swimming, faced a challenging reception at the “NCAA Legends” Meet and Greet. As she took the stage, the atmosphere became charged with mixed emotions. The audience, comprised of diverse opinions, voiced their discontent, and Thomas encountered a barrage of boos. This divisive reaction highlighted the ongoing discussions surrounding…
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The View Banned From Daytime Emmy Nominations – “Whoopi Is Toxic”
The Daytime Emmy Awards will no longer accept nominations for “The View” or any of its hosts. The decision came after Emmy Awards International LLC moved to make its program more inclusive of right-leaning shows such as Fox News’ “The Five,” which has never received the nod. “We want people to understand that we can’t…
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Breaking: “Whoopi Goldberg Crowned Empress of ‘The View’; Implements Strict Dress Code: All Co-hosts Must Rock Habit-Chic Attire.”
In a shocking turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg has declared herself the Supreme Ruler of “The View.” The announcement, made with all the seriousness of a royal proclamation, left both the studio audience and her fellow co-hosts in bewildered laughter. Goldberg, adorned with a makeshift crown fashioned from coffee mugs, outlined her plans for the…
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“Lia Thomas Shockingly Considers Retirement: Claims Winning is Just Too Mainstream Now”
In an unexpected turn of events, Lia Thomas, the groundbreaking swimmer who redefined competition, is reportedly contemplating retirement. Sources close to Thomas suggest that she finds the idea of winning utterly passé, declaring, “Champion titles are so last season, darling.” In an exclusive interview with our team of imaginary reporters, Thomas elaborated on her decision,…
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